March 16 2011

Our sources say that  Halley Balkovich, Junior at A3, has hung up her knitting habit in favor of a real one.

Sources who caught sixteen year old H, former self-declared spinster, wearing a wimple and smoking a Marlboro Light behind an unnamed convent in Eugene.

It is unclear at this point wether or not her marriage to Jesus will last.

March 16 2011

A hot tip from our sources tells us that Julia Spencer, senior, flutist, and all around model citizen was caught doing body shots off of one Katelynn Tallman in an abandoned warehouse during a hot rave last Saturday. 

When asked to comment, J and KT replied with “Why would we be doing body shots in an abandoned warehouse?”